Here's a picture of my friend's car taking a dump. And me trying not to let it dirty up the New York City streets. Seriously, that's not what's going on. But let's see if you can guess what it is that I am doing. Send me your guesses (in the comment section). And I'll respond to them next week. And I know what you're thinking. How come my hat doesn't say anything? It does. It's in invisible ink. What do you think it says?
Things are all cool at TGS. Except Liz Lemon has banned me bringing my nunchuks to work. Bummer. I'll just have to practice in private, ninja style. That's a better method anyway.
You all know how i'm a big art collector, well fyi, there's this dude, that looks almost exactly like me (Judah Friedlander) that is going to be hosting a bad art auction for charity sponsored by New York Magazine.
That same dude, Judah is also doing a stand-up show in Seattle this Friday night on Halloween.
That chick that was trying to see if Liz could adopt a baby was pretty cool. That'd be cool if she came back, because I like hot chicks with a poor memory. Well, I gotta go practice more with my new gold nunchuks! Shh. Don't tell Liz.
Keep playing Dong Slayer!