This is what I’d look like if I was related to Hulk Hogan.
I was doing more cleaning at my apartment. For the past 3 weeks, whenever friends call me and ask me what I’m doing, I say “Cleaning my apartment”. And they say, “That’s what you said last week”. And I say, “Well, I’m still cleaning it”. I try but I can’t help it - I’m a pack rat. I got a lot of stuff to clean. Anyways, when I was cleaning, I found an old Hulk Hogan mask. So, here’s a picture of me wearing it. I can’t remember where I picked this up. Probably at a thrift shop about 10 years ago. I initially bought it ‘cause I’m a wrestling fan, and I thought it might be funny to use in a sketch or a short movie. If I ever see something that could be a prop in a sketch, I get it. I still haven’t used this mask in a sketch. And don’t worry, I would not wear this to work, I think Liz Lemon would fire me if I did. Maybe Jenna could wear it in a sketch? That could be funny. And it would definitely piss off Jenna if she had to wear it.