Some people watch horror movies to prepare for Halloween. I prepare for Halloween by beating up horror movie boogeymen. That’s right ladies, if you need a personal bodyguard on Halloween...Come talk to me. I’ll protect you from the evils of the night.
And Holly, your costume idea sounds really hot. Really hot. You’re definitely going to get some action on Halloween night…especially if you run into me. You should send me a photo of your Halloween costume and maybe I’ll put it up on the blog. And that goes for other people too. Send me your Halloween costume pics.
Be safe out there on Halloween. And remember if the boogeyman or some other scary creature comes after you – a swift kick to his you know what – and you’ll give yourself just enough time to run to safety. But don’t go to the local cops. They have no idea how to battle the paranormal or mythical creatures that really exist. Just get a fully loaded car and keep driving until it’s not Halloween anymore. And stay on the main roads. No backroad shortcuts! Not on Halloween! Then you’ll be safe.
Or ladies, if you’re in trouble – you can come over to me and my Mom’s house. And we can protect you while eating candy and drinking witch’s brew all night. And to answer your question Holly, my Mom does not hand out popcorn balls. Those are reserved strictly for members of the family and personal guests.
Remember ladies, if you need protection on Halloween night…I’m your man.