HALLOWEEN...SCARY...JENNA...

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I’m already getting ready.

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These are some of the scariest looking cakes I’ve ever seen. They’re pretty nasty looking. I don’t think anyone would eat them. I take that back…Jenna would eat them.

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Jenna’s gotten so fat, when she moves, I can’t even get her in focus.


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Here’s a photo I snapped of Jenna when she wasn’t looking. I got to admit. Even though I make fun of her. Jenna, with the extra weight, is starting to turn me on. Fat Jenna = Hot Jenna.


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Five seconds later, Jenna ate this DVD. (I told her, just eating paper might be unhealthy, so she switched to plastic). When Jenna is hungry, she starts to get really crazy…and sexy. But she’s still Jenna. So, I think I’ll pass.


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Okay, maybe I won’t pass. She looks pretty hot here. I snapped this during a rehearsal. After her cellulite stopped jiggling, I was able to get her in focus. And she looks…not bad…not bad at all…But yeah, she’s still Jenna, so I have to pass.


Frank