New York has the most beautiful women in the world. And as this photo shows, New York has the hottest mannequins too. And these mannequins aren’t even finished. Imagine how hot they’d be if they were fully grown. They’re only half done. I’m gonna keep walking around the New York City streets to see if I can find the rest of these mannequin chicks’ bodies. I don’t know how or why they only have half their bodies. Maybe someone stole the top halves. Or, maybe the top halves split apart and jumped off the bottoms and walked away using their hands and stump to propel themselves around. If I see a the top half of a mannequin walking around with her hands, I’m totally gonna help her find the rest of her body. And then I’ll ask her out. (I know, you’re saying, "mannequin’s can’t talk or hear". Well, all i gotta say is, "I guess you’ve never seen the movie, MANNEQUIN"… That’s what I love about New York: there’s always hot chicks and there’s always something interesting going on.
Frank
