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New York has the most beautiful women in the world. And as this photo shows, New York has the hottest mannequins too. And these mannequins aren’t even finished. Imagine how hot they’d be if they were fully grown. They’re only half done. I’m gonna keep walking around the New York City streets to see if I can find the rest of these mannequin chicks’ bodies. I don’t know how or why they only have half their bodies. Maybe someone stole the top halves. Or, maybe the top halves split apart and jumped off the bottoms and walked away using their hands and stump to propel themselves around. If I see a the top half of a mannequin walking around with her hands, I’m totally gonna help her find the rest of her body. And then I’ll ask her out. (I know, you’re saying, "mannequin’s can’t talk or hear". Well, all i gotta say is, "I guess you’ve never seen the movie, MANNEQUIN"… That’s what I love about New York: there’s always hot chicks and there’s always something interesting going on.
I’ve been having trouble sleeping. And TGS is starting up soon, so I have to get back to a more normal sleeping schedule.
I think the trouble started over the summer when I got addicted to watching Steven Seagal movies before going to bed. The movies would get me so pumped, I couldn’t go to sleep. So then, I’d watch another one. And wouldn’t fall asleep ‘til around 7am. Seagal’s got a lot of movies, and he’s got a new one straight to DVD every couple weeks. So, it’s become a lot of work, staying up all night & keeping track of his movies. My favorites are “Marked for Death”; where the plot is: he beats up Jamaica. (Pretty much everyone in Jamaica except for about 2 people). And my other favorite is “Out for Justice” where the plot is: he beats up Brooklyn. (Well, not everyone in Brooklyn, just everyone in Bensonhurst).
I think this is a picture of Jenna’s old boyfriend.
She says she used to date a model.
That’s why I don’t wear underwear like this.
Keeps me from looking like a douche.
And keeps Jenna away from me.