I think this is the coolest painting I own. This is definitely the coolest dude I've ever seen. He's at the beach & he has a cougar. It's almost a perfect painting. The only thing that could make this painting better is...Well here's what I do - I would add a hot chick in the background, drowning in the water.
But I wouldn't change the expression on his face. Because he wouldn't bother to save the drowning woman, because he's too busy being cool. That's how cool of a dude he is! He's confident enough to know that there are plenty of other chicks that want him, so why waste the energy saving a drowning chick? What I'm saying is, he doesn't need to rescue a chick, to get a chick. Chicks just come to him without him having to try and attract them. Because all women instinctively want him. (Now, I'm not supporting not saving drowning chicks. I think they should be saved. But I don't think this guy would do it. And he's so cool, I don't think Women's rights groups would get mad at him. Because they're all too hot for his body, they would forgive him.
Someday, if I make enough money working on TGS, I'm gonna be just like this guy. I'm going to buy a cougar & hang out on my own private beach. And just do nothing. Except look cool. While a hot chick in a bikini paints a portrait of me.
I gotta go buy some white pants.
Frank
