I'm going gambling at an Indian casino this weekend. Hopefully I'll meet a hot chick like this.
This is definitely one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen. Maybe I'll see her at the casino. I'll walk up to her and say "Hi. I think you're beautiful. I've never met a girl who's hair is part waterfall". And then she'll completely ignore me, like I'm a piece of garbage.
(She thinks that just because her hair turns into a waterfall & she owns 3 teepees, she's above me. Hey, maybe she has a point. I've never owned a teepee. I've never owned anything you could live in - unless you count my old '84 Chevette.) But then the next night, I'll be at the craps table, and I'll be on a hot streak. And there's a huge crowd watching me rake it in. And I'm surrounded by 4 slutty-lookin' women that only hang out with rich dudes. And then the beautiful Native American woman who blew me off the night before shows up out of the blue. And her feather earring & waterfall hair are blowing in the wind (even though it's not windy & we're indoors at a craps table). And she starts watching me. And she gives me "the eye" like she wants it. And that's when I go double or nothing...I throw the dice...And I win 20 million dollars CASH! And then she comes up to me & says "I think you're cool". And I say, "I know I'm cool. Hey, I wanted you last night. Tonight...I'm busy." And then I leave with the 4 slutty chicks. And she starts to cry. She tries to hold it in, but the tears are too big & heavy. And then I say, "I was just kidding. Come join us. I got 20 million to blow in one night. Let's party".
It's going to be a great weekend.
You guys & gals have a great weekend too.
P.S. On a side note, they always call them "Indian Casinos", not "Native American Casinos". I have no idea why "Native American" is always the preferred term, except for when it comes to casinos.