I like this package of toys. Besides being fun, it’s educational. It proves that dinosaurs do it dino-style. Look inside the package, the two big dinosaurs got a bunch of little dino-babies below them. This proves that when dinosaurs do it, they create kids instantly. They don’t have to wait for 9 months to have their kids.

This is my favorite joystick. It allows for superior mobility & precision. It is lightweight, yet heavy enough to have a nice feel to it. You don’t want a joystick too light, ‘cause then you feel like a wimp. And you don’t want it too heavy, ‘cause then (if you have a game that lasts really long) you can get tired.

This joystick is multi-directional; which is very important. And the fire button is located below the joystick. This is radically different from most joysticks, which have the fire button on the side. Also, this fire button is squeezed like a trigger. Unlike most fire buttons, which are slapped (in a downwards motion).

This is probably the best movie poster I own. Even though it's missing the title of the movie! That's how great the poster is. And that's how great the movie is.

I'm going gambling at an Indian casino this weekend. Hopefully I'll meet a hot chick like this.

This is definitely one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen. Maybe I'll see her at the casino. I'll walk up to her and say "Hi. I think you're beautiful. I've never met a girl who's hair is part waterfall". And then she'll completely ignore me, like I'm a piece of garbage.

I think this is the coolest painting I own. This is definitely the coolest dude I've ever seen. He's at the beach & he has a cougar. It's almost a perfect painting. The only thing that could make this painting better is...Well here's what I do - I would add a hot chick in the background, drowning in the water.