I was walking along W. 57th St. this morning & I saw this huge mound of brand new women's shoes. Only in New York would you see something like this. I snagged a pair. I think I'm going save it, & then when the time comes, place it right outside Jenna's office door with a note saying it's from a secret admirer. Just the thought of her wearing discarded shoes found on the dirty sidewalk makes me smile. They're a size 9. Hopefully they'll fit Jenna. I think she's a 12.
Have you ever got someone a present that was literally garbage? I've actually found a lot of stuff on the street that I've used. One time, me and an old roommate of mine found a photocopy machine. Fixed it, and opened a copy shop until it broke. It was pretty cool. And I still have a TV that I found on the street.