I get my haircut about once a year. I usually just cut it myself. But I thought this time, maybe I could go to some haircut place & some hot chick could cut my hair. I went into this one salon, where they had a ton of hot chicks cutting hair, but they said they couldn't cut my hair today & that they were booked for the next week and a half. So I decided to take a walk and find a cheap barbershop.
I was going to go into this one place, but then I noticed this sign outside the barbershop & decided against it. I think this poster is the worst advertisement I've ever seen for the haircutting business.
The guys on this poster have terrible haircuts. The dude in the center with the mustache looks suicidal. A haircut should never drive you to suicide. The guy on the top row second from the left, looks like he was a normal dude, but then got this awful haircut & became a serial killer. He had no choice. The haircut made him do it. I think the haircuts on the kids in the bottom row should be considered child abuse & the state authorities should be notified. The guy on the top row 2nd from the right, looks like he just invented a nuclear bomb & accidentally set it off & is now realizing he & the world has 20 seconds to live & has to tell his wife (with whom he already has a strained relationship) what he just did. The guy on the top row in the middle looks like he has to find a time machine and go back to the 1950's where his haircut belongs. The guy just to the right of the middle guy with the mustache, looks like he has to join a boyband. The guy with the mustache to the right of him, looks like he's satisfied with his haircut & has never had a friend in his life & likes it that way. The rest of the guys are too pathetic to even talk about. I also like how this poster shows the guys from the front AND the back - just to show you that they got a terrible haircut from no matter what angle you look at their heads.
So, I've decided not to get a haircut.