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I have an alien parasite growing out of the bottom of my foot. Actually, I wish it was an alien parasite. That’d be cool. But it’s really a pyogenic granuloma. It’s flesh & blood vessels from inside my foot that just keeps growing. And it broke through my skin & is now growing on the outside of my foot. I called Dr. Spacemen, but he’s on vacation in Jamaica for the next 6 weeks. So, I had to go to another Doctor. And he said to come back in a few days. And that’s when he’s going to cut it out. And then he’s going to burn it out, so that it never grows back. Basically, he’s going to kill it. And then kill it again just to humiliate it. Should be pretty cool.
Then I’ll have to be off feet for a couple weeks. No walking allowed. I have to stay in bed or lay on the couch all day & night. So maybe some of you ladies out there can come over and help me out. All women are welcome.
Except you Jenna, sorry. Cerie, you know how to contact me.