To make extra money. I used to breakdance at children's parties. I was part of a crew called FastBreak. My signature move was the EarthWorm.
I don't really do parties any more. But I'm big on charity work, and once in a while I still teach a breakdance class for senior citizens at the old age home near where I live in Jersey. I got my boombox for the tunes & I got the microphone so I can lead the seniors through the moves. They enjoy it, but they're probably the worst breakers I've ever seen. I'm not wearing a hat or glasses because the old age home has a strict dress code for employees. No hats allowed. And I'm not wearing my glasses because one of the old ladies is crazy and thinks my glasses are really her glasses & that I stole them from her in 1978. She kept trying to grab them off my face & yelling at me. So I just leave the glasses at home & go to the old age home half-blind. Plus, some of the old ladies like me without the glasses.
Oh, and for the record, I don't have the hots for Jenna. Some of you keep saying that. Jenna might secretly have the hots for me. (Can you blame her?) But there's no way I'm interested in her. But you ladies out there...that's what I'm talking about. Yeah...
Frank
