Hi guysâ¦and girls.
This is Frank Rossitano. Writer for TGS. This is my first blog. I think blogs are kind of nerdy, but Lutz told me lots of chicks read blogs. So here it goes. Iâll start by answering a question I get asked a lot.
People always ask me how I got the job writing for TGS.
It was pretty much 100% by accident.
One day I sent a letter to âThe Insane Girl Showâ, which is a mail-order video series kind of like âGirls Gone Wildâ - except sluttier. I wrote the letter because they ripped me off. I had ordered some videos, but they sent me the wrong dvds & I was pissed. So, I sent them a 5 page letter saying I wanted my money back & telling them I was going to kick their ass & explaining in detail how I was going to kick their ass.
But somehow, the post office messed up & didnât send it to âThe Insane Girl Showâ but to âThe Girlie Showâ instead. So it ended up on Liz Lemonâs desk. And I guess Liz read it & thought it was some kind of funny irreverent avant-garde comedy piece. A week later I got a call & I was hired.
Itâs definitely the best job Iâve ever had. Liz is a great boss, really nice, really hot and doesnât make me clean the toilets or pick up garbage. I got fired from my last job delivering pizzas âcause my car broke down. I didnât know what to do. My car wasnât worth fixing. And I had 6 pizzas to deliver. So I just sat in my dead car and ate 4 of the pizzas. I sold one to a cop. And bartered the other one for a porno. (Which was MUCH better than any of the videos from that stupid "The Insane Girl Show" company). Then hitchhiked home. I just left my car on the street where it died. It wasnât worth saving. I still have no car. So I take the bus into Manhattan 5 days a week to write on TGS. I actually like the commute âcause it takes about 45 minutes. And, Liz doesnât know this, but I do about 90% of my writing for TGS on the bus. I spend most of my time at work playing video games on the computer, taking advantage of the free hi-speed internet access, and playing pranks on Jenna.
And thatâs the story.
I'll tell you more stuff on my next blog. And remember girls...I'm here for you.