Hereâs a picture of me and Greta, the cat wrangler that we sometimes use behind the scenes on TGS.
I totally had the hots for her. First off, the name âGretaâ totally gets me hot.. And feeling her giant, extra-dry, frizzy hair accidentally brush up against my arm when sheâd walk by, would make me go insane. When this photo was taken, I was trying to hit on her. But then one of her cats started squealing like crazy. I think it was the one she calls âmy favorite little runtâ. So, just as I was about to ask her out, she took off after her stupid cat. Basically, if it wasnât for that little runt, I couldâve had a chance with her.
I wish I had my own unishark that could eat all her cats. Then I would be free to make my move.
If anyone has any advice on how to pick up chicks that are cat lovers, let me know. Iâm perplexed.