Every powerful woman has powerful bucket list. Topping Jenna's was to break up a band, or "pull a Yoko" as she likes to say. So, when she started dating the blue turtleneck guy from The Woggles her plan was put into motion. Don't underestimate the popularity of The Woggles. They are like One Direction times a thousand, okay? More people showed up to their Today Show performance than showed up for the 2011 Christmas tree lighting. I know, because I counted.

All the chaos and stress puts a toll on my job. Not only do I have to balance Jenna's TGS schedule, her beauty maintenance (which involves peeling and shaving things you don't even want to know about) and her "complain to Liz" time - but now I had to squeeze in "being clingy" practice, musician manipulation, bus sabotage and a ton of other Yoko-related items. The one good thing that came out of this was that Jenna realized how much she missed Paul. Sadly, Paul has moved on to a skanky brunette and a used couch, which threw Jenna into a tailspin. I've seen this before in the summer of 1989 when her supporting role in "Ghostbusters II" wound up on the cutting room floor, leaving Annie Potts with all the red carpet glory. It can only lead to one thing: celebrity meltdown! Don't say you haven't been warned.

- Jenna's Assistant