Jenna wanted to be sure to pass along her heartfelt thanks for all of your positive thoughts, stripping telegrams and Twitter posts after her recent bout of "exhaustion." Jenna's expected back on TGS very soon.
The doctors tell us that the return of Jenna's beloved Paul is helping her recovery dramatically. He's staying in the hospital with her now; the two are feasting on the various get well basket deliveries and making up for lost time. They have had to order an additional pair of remote control hospital beds, due to mechanical failure - a good sign, according to the specialists.
And there's more good news. Jenna's shoplifting, clubbing and Today Show incidents have garnered over 1900 press mentions, 2 book offers, 3 pharmaceutical endorsement offers and an invitation to appear on Rachel Ray's upcoming "What the Hell?" special. The icing on the cake: The Today Show sequence made E!'s Meltdown of the Month!
Barring any setbacks or unforeseen sexually transmitted diseases, Miss M. promises to be rested and ready for next Thursday's live episode. She can't wait.
- Jenna's Assistant