The new thing with huge stars like Jenna is doing personal appearances. I mean Knob Kardashian makes her living drafting off the rest of her family members, so why can't Jenna? I'm not gonna disclose her fee, but let's just say that Hilary Swank's got nothing on Jenna. Except an Academy Award, but I'm not allowed to talk about that or Jenna makes me eat off the floor.

What type of appearances, you ask? Other than making foreign dignitaries feel important (in a legal way) or christening ships, Jenna has a newfound appreciation for Bar Mitzvahs. What's better than helping a boy become a man? Getting paid for it! She's NOT interested in Bat Mitzvahs. Bats are creepy and carry disease.



If you're interested in having Jenna appear at your birthday, anniversary, corporate event or low budget movie premiere leave a note in the comments and we'll get back to you if you type like you have money.

- Jenna's Asst.