This past week, Jenna and Paul took things to a crazy new level in their relationship. They stayed home at night, ordered food and watched television. I KNOW! Scandalous! Jenna actually knows what is happening on Gossip Girl now. I didn't have the heart to tell her that it's three seasons too late to be into that show. Anyway, it's been really boring for me because I don't have to run out and buy fetish costumes at the last minute, or find allergy medicine for oddball foods that have smeared into places I shouldn't even know about. Thankfully, they finally realized that being normal is actually just BEING NORMAL and they completely freaked out. Jenna is now back in slut mode, which is awesome! I'm hoping to draft off her sexual energy and get back in the game. With Leap Day coming up, anything is possible! Give me your pointers below.

- Jenna's Asst.