Good lighting is a basic human right - as important as any of the freedoms this country was founded on. After all, what good is free speech if you look like a cadaver and no one wants to hear what you're saying?

And that's why it's so irritating when something simple like a request for a light bulb is shut down to indulge someone's private political statement. I won't mention names, but Subhas you know who you are. Jenna's only trying to do her job and give the fans the beautiful and joyous superstar they know and love - the one named to Star's Most Natural Looking Blonde list in 2006 and 2008.

Fortunately, we have found an alternate supplier of the 223c bulbs, thanks to Barry at American Poultry Growers Wholesale Electrical Supply Barn. You are our sunshine!