As you may have read on deadcareerhollywood.com, Jenna's snagged a lucrative deal to become the celebrity Face of Wool! As you can imagine, this amazing news has thrilled Jenna's fans, but it's also inspired some unwarranted accusations.
Let me be the first to tell you that Jenna is a very moral, wholesome person and she is not planning on using this deal to fund a trip to Betasten Bos, Amsterdam's premier sex garden. And though she is dating a gender-dysmorphic bigenitalian pansexualle, they are in a committed, totally normal relationship.
Now that that's cleared up, feel free to write the Wool Council to tell them how happy you are that Jenna is representing them. We haven't been this thrilled since Jenna got the filthylittlefeet.com campaign!