Hi loyal fans --
Unfortunately I have some disappointing news: JennaBabies have been recalled. It seems that unscrupulous drug smugglers have used JennaBabies to sneak cocaine into the U.S from Mexico. If your children have exhibited any hyperactive behavior after playing with a JennaBaby, we urge you to get them medical attention immediately.
Though it's unclear how QVC will rebound from this major hit to their financial bottom line, Jenna has vowed to move forward. She has just finished working on "Take My Hand," a gripping torture porn film set in beautiful, idyllic Connecticut.
