Now you may have heard about the infamous feud that's been going on in the business for years now between Jenna and that blonde wannabe starlet, Jenny McCartney. Now, let's get one thing straight, there is room for only one beautiful actress who can also possess the talent of perfect comic timing and that actress is Jenna Maroney.

Now, Jenna has never told me what the feud has stemmed from, but my guess is going to be because of the old-fashioned green-eyed monster. I mean, who isn't jealous of Jenna. She is blonde, she sings, she acts, she attends the opening of an envelope, actually one time, she DID attend the opening of an envelope. That's how generous she is! So, I feel sorry for Jenny for the same reasons I feel sorry for every actress in show business... they aren't Jenna. Those actresses can't get away with stalking Celine Dion's husband, walking the red carpet of grand openings of Taco Bells, and rollerblading while seductively eating cotton candy. And she does this all at the same time. Don't ask how. She'll just tell you that the people in the biz have a name for it, "pulling a Jenna." So, there you have it. Or, I guess, you don't.

So speculate away as to the reasons behind why Jenny is so jealous of Jenna and all of her success. I mean, in honesty, would you like to be Jenny, holed up in a gorgeous hilltop Malibu mansion with one of the biggest superstars in the world? I didn't think so. Jenna is the ultimate independent woman. That is, until Renee finally dumps Celine and agrees to pursue Jenna once and for all.