If your man collects action figures... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

If your man practices Jedi moves in a park......that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

If your man drives you home after a date on the handlebars of his bike......that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

If your man has to sneak you inside his house to avoid his mother... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

If your man owns a mint-condition Hellboy figurine... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

If your man has seven cell phones, but won't give you any of their numbers......that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

If your man owns a diamond necklace that says, "open marriage..."...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man leaves in boxers and comes home in briefs... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man asks you to pay for chicken wings... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man appears on "To Catch a Predator" on Dateline... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man wears a cape... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man disappears and then shows up after seven months of no contact... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man slept with your best friend... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man gets a face tattoo... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man's entourage makes his speed dial and you don't... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man wears a football jersey to your sister's wedding... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man hits on your sister at her wedding... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man calls porno movies "art..." ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man refuses to throw away his TV Guide collection... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man calls going to strip clubs part of male bonding... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man goes by the nickname, "The Beeper King..." ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man has dated your mother in the past... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man has appeared on "Maury" to take a paternity test... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man calls potato chips a vegetable... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man's favorite item of clothing is a leather tank top... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man's favorite movie is "Showgirls..." ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man's song for you is "Baby's Got Back" by Sir-Mix-A-Lot... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man calls out your brother's name during sex... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man leaves the restaurant with the waitress' phone number... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man wants to plan your honeymoon around Comic-Con... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man buys more jewelry for his dog than for you... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man calls beer a "morning beverage..." ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man has more hair on his back than on his head... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man is still legally married in Mexico... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man thinks of Monday as his "shower day..." ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man voted more for "American Idol" than any other past elections... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man owns more hair products than you... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!

Your man is really a newly discovered distant cousin... ...that's a dealbreaker, ladies!