Liz and Criss are sitting side by side, nervously eyeing a pregnancy test. Liz doesn't want to look, but Criss assures her it's a win-win situation; if it's positive, there's a baby on the way, and if it's negative, they get to eat disco fries because they're sad! We cut to see Liz shoving a handful of disco fries into her mouth. Just as Liz is wallowing in her disappointment, she spots Dennis Duffy, of all people, a few seats down from them, giving orange soda to a baby! His African-American baby named Black Dennis! Liz can barely believe her eyes as Dennis' new wife Megan strolls over, a stripper who's got a habit of keeping a can of beer in her jacket. Liz is incredulous: she and Criss are unable to get pregnant but these insane people are able to adopt?