Liz walks in on Jack video conferencing with Mitt Romney's champion mare, Rafalka. The horse answers yes-or-no questions by eating an apple or a carrot. Thanks to Rafalka, Jack learns that Paul Ryan has dropped out of the VP race (because he was born in Kenya); an announcement will be made later in the day about a replacement running mate. Liz and Jack resume brainstorming their plan to take down NBC. Jack makes Liz promise that TGS won't do a political skit, since that usually boosts ratings. Jack then gets personal: he tells Liz he doesn't understand her intimacy issues with Criss.