Jack calls Liz, explaining he will be late to work due to the Joint Pain Walkathon participants' slow walking. Liz, annoyed and also late to work, grumbles she is the only one left in New York City who still follows the rules of being a person. As she babbles on, a mugger sticks a knife in Jack's face and demands he hand over his wallet. Oblivious to Jack's predicament, Liz continues to chatter. Later, Jack reveals to Liz and Tracy he was mugged that morning by a "middle-aged white man in a button-down shirt and Dockers." He is convinced this is a sign of an imminent class war. Jack feels this is a call to action, where the rich must defend themselves against the restless middle class.