Liz wakens to Criss singing an original Valentine's Day song, complete with an acoustic guitar. As we flash back to a series of disastrous Valentine's Days, Liz explains that she is zero for 40 on February 14ths. But today has hope. Criss shows her a funny YouTube video and promises to make her a home-cooked meal; perhaps it may be an "unterrible" Valentine's Day after all. The occasion calls for a real dinner table, which requires an Ikea trip for Criss and Liz.