A group of protesters chants outside the White House, taking President Gilchrist to task for failing to support mass transit. Inside, the First Family is sharing breakfast. Xander arrives, looking tired and put upon. He explains that he's in the throes of a tough election for president of his school. Jessica, Xander's opponent, is in cahoots with his teacher; they've been tearing down his campaign posters. President Gilchrist explains that politics is a tough game. He points to the example of the protesters outside who hate him. Skip can't believe anyone would hate his father - and rushes outside to see for himself.